I eat at Chipotle probably twice a week. A couple days ago, I dropped my business card in the fishbowl next to the register. Today, I got a call from Shabby at Chipotle, telling me that I had won 10 free burritos. Unfortunately, it's 10 free burritos to be ordered for a single lunch, to feed an office of people.
I work from home. I don't think I even know 10 people who live in Northridge. Anybody want to join me for lunch next week?
The state is that great fiction by which everyone tries to live at the expense of everyone else. - Frederic Bastiat