My kids are loving Catholic school, and decided that they want to be baptised.

So I went to church last weekend to meet the priest. This is the story of Jesus's first miracle:

Jesus was at a wedding reception and the party was going to wind down because they ran out of wine. Jesus turned the water into wine to keep the party going, and the guests said, "usually hosts serve the cheap stuff after everyone has been drinking for a while, but you saved the good stuff for last." And so the wedding reception was a success.